"A long time ago, in a cave far, far away.
There was created in a period of great ideas,
pure inspiration and perpetual motion, this great almanac.

In the chaos that ensued, we reduced wisdom to a book.
The Almanac is a wholly remarkable book — perhaps the most remarkable, certainly the most successful book ever to come out of the great publishing corporations of A-Eskwadraat. More popular than the Binas, better selling than 42 Things to Do with A-Eskwadraat, and more controversial than The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy  the philosophical blockbuster.

The effects were devastating.
The discoveries were ginormous.
The deaf hear it.
The blind could see it.
And the mute speak it.
Everything was different, nothing was the same.
The ignorance was swept from the earth "

Come buy your own almanac or get it for free if your a freshman and we will also give you a piece of our wisdom.